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11

Feb

Miss My Bachelor Recaps?

So, while I still live-tweet an episode from time to time, I have to say that it’s been nice having a little vacation from blogging this season.  Since my lazy @$$ is taking a sabbatical from being sassy and drawing funny things on people’s faces, why not check out these hilarious blogs after every episode?

http://www.rocket-shoes.com/

This guy is seriously hilarious.  I give him a full on endorsement after I saw this picture…

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http://jenfrase.blogspot.com/

Jen Frase is way more sarcastic and hilarious than I ever was and if you can read her recaps without peeing your pants then you have way better bladder control than 72% of most people.

http://lostangelesblog.wordpress.com/

I started reading Lost Angeles during my time on the show and he remains one of my favorites.  I mean, how can you not love the term “reverse ginger”?

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http://www.betcheslovethis.com/

Let’s be honest, betches love the Bachelor.

http://thebachelor.warnerbros.com/

If you love Michael Stagliano, Jaclyn Swartz, Natalie Getz and a bunch of other former contestants, then this is the place to read a ton of recaps that are censored by ABC. (TOTALLY KIDDING!) ;)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lincee-ray/

B*tch has been blogging the Bachelor for forever and her recaps are still just as funny!

http://accepttherose.tumblr.com/

Not sure why this tumblr doesn’t get more recognition but I’d say it’s the closest to what I used to do! :)

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22

Jan

I WANT TO DRiNK THIS WINE!

Yes I’m screaming this.

I WANT TO DRiNK THIS WINE!

Yes I’m screaming this.

murielheslop:

Marina Ambramovic & Ulay Laysiepen

Death Self, 1977

This performance consisted of the two artists seated in front of each other, connected at the mouth. They took in each other’s breaths until all of their available oxygen had been used up. The performance lasted only 17 minutes, resulting in both artists collapsing unconscious to the floor, having filled their lungs with carbon dioxide. This personal piece explored the idea of an individual’s ability to absorb the life of another person, exchanging and destroying it.

Last night’s #Bachelor episode would have been a lot more awesome if Sean and Lesley attempted to do this.

17

Jan

Sorry Y’all

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So I have some bad news…

I will not be blogging The Bachelor this season.

I couldn’t do the first episode because ABC didn’t send out DVDs and then I got the second episode so late that I just really didn’t have time to get it together this week.  But really, all this got me thinking - my heart just isn’t in it this season.

Don’t get me wrong.  I love me some Sean.  I think he is amazing, charming, and he might just be the most genuine Bachelor ever.  Seriously, the thing I appreciate about him most every episode is that he honestly seems happy and whoever ends up with him is a very lucky person.  But I digress, this season is full of amazing girls and some not so amazing girls that I would have a field day captioning - but I’m just not able to give y’all my all this season.

I truly hope everyone understands and I’m still down to live-tweet and cyber drink wine with y’all every week.  Maybe I’ll still caption a picture or two?  Tierra gives some serious gold every week y’all…

24

Nov

Love This

“My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I’ve ever had in my life,” she tells me. “By the way, it seems like I’m … I’m just blowing my nose. It’s not because I’m sad.” She has allergies and a cold, she promises. But her voice breaks when she starts talking about how she sat down with a pen and paper and asked her mother to give her all the advice she could possibly give her before she died, and Kaling realized she’d never be able to ask her mother for advice again. “I said to her, ‘Mom, I’m going to be so lonely without you.’” She’s crying now but keeps going. “And she just said, ‘You have to be your own best friend. If you always remember that, you will always have someone there with you.’”

http://www.vulture.com/2012/09/mindy-kaling-mindy-project.html

08

Nov

betterbooktitles:

Shout out to Alex Dugger for reminding me I missed one!
Mark Twain: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Dying.

betterbooktitles:

Shout out to Alex Dugger for reminding me I missed one!

Mark Twain: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Dying.

01

Nov

They say best men are molded out of faults, and, for the most, become much more the better for being a little bad.

William Shakespeare  (via alltherestarejustdetails)

Amen Billy.

30

Oct

Hope everyone is safe! Any good hurricane stories? #hurricanesandy #kittayyyyyyyyy

Hope everyone is safe! Any good hurricane stories? #hurricanesandy #kittayyyyyyyyy

(Source: jirachi)

26

Sep

I love me some Seaniepoo but did the dude borrow Kalon’s lipgloss for this Bachelor promo photo?
;)

I love me some Seaniepoo but did the dude borrow Kalon’s lipgloss for this Bachelor promo photo?

;)

24

Sep

Currently dying because of this.

Hilarious.